Stress and being an idiot
And Hansel said to Gretel; let us drop these bread crumbs, so that together we find our way home – excerpt from the TV series, One Tree Hill
Friday after exams we have band practice coming up, practicing for TPA week and if ever we get into
What a week coming up, I just hope I don’t lose my way. Several times I have broken down to pieces giving up on something important. I hope I’ll find my way back.
Joseph Yeo apologized to Enrico Villuaneva, pretty old news though. News had it that during the apology, no words were spoken during that dinner.
Some say I grew fat, some say I lost weight. I say they are nuts. Oh come on, its Christmas season everyone grows fat! Well, during Christmas Day and New Years Eve I didn’t care about how much I ate, but at the province, I was fasting. Well, they cook for Pinoy Food. The more cholesterol, the better ; The less appealing food tastes the best(like Dinuguan,, grr). So yeah I lost my appetite.
Anyway I remember a few years back when I made a silly prank phone call at around 10 in the evening. I was bored to death so I decided to do it. I scrolled through my old phone just pressing the up button to randomly select a number and poof; I pressed call without looking at whom I was calling. It started ringing…
Girl on the Phone (GP) – Hello Good evening… this is..
*I rudely interrupt*
Me (M) – Hi good evening is this globe telecom?
GP – Why.. yes it is sir
M – really know? How would I know that you’re playing a trick on me?
GP – Sir because you dialed the hotline
*I looked at the number and shit, 211. Globe hotline, damn it*
M – In that case can I have a large super supreme pizza?
*Then in the old Pizza hut song*
M – 211-1111, 211-1111, 211-1111, globe delivery
I hung up. Luckily during that time globe didn’t record conversations and numbers as well.
5. If you are given an openbook exam, you will forget your book
Corollary: If you are given a take home exam, you will forget where you live

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