The Aurators

“So what kind of Aura do we give this guy?” The statement heard everyday at Aurora, the place in heaven where Angels think of what kind of Aura is given to each of those about to be conceived. Each aura is given a color and has a corresponding meaning.

“You cannot give him that! He is too proud, it has to be this!” A constant argument between angels heard on this area in Heaven. Since everything is already written in the book of time, they need to find the baby’s name and then find the perfect aura for him; that is their job, the Aurators, a group of angels assigned to choose a specific Aura for a certain child.

“Okay, who is next in line?” The head Aurator, Axel, said after just finishing another child.

“Sir, it’s this kid named Jio” heard from the far left of the room, the female Aurator Alia exclaimed. “Sir, his early life seems to be okay; he lost as student council president…”

“Hardships!” the Aurator Abe said. “Hardships! Let’s give him red!”

“No no no! Not red, he isn’t a war freak, he won’t come up and hit you, he loves to follow the rules and he won’t break it!” said Arian, the Aurator in-charge of the book of life. “He is supposed to stick to the rules in his life!”

“White!” Another aerator named Abifor exclaimed. “If he loves rules, than he is supposedly peaceful and clean!”

“No no no! He can’t be white! That’s too high for him, it says here that his brain is just too, green!”

The aurators gasp at this remark!

“Green Arian?” said Axel, “Another guy who is green? Heck there is too much people around like that!”

“Sir Axel, he mind is just overflowing! He can’t stop thinking of, it!”

The aurators gasp again!

“Arian, is this really written about the book of life? If it is we need to give him black!”

The angels gasp! Black is supposedly the worse Aura color, given to people seen with a very dark future ahead, those who will make a permanent mark on history, in a negative sense.

“No sir! Black is too much!” Arian replied! “We can’t punish him for being green minded! Though he is up all night… ”

“Blue!” Abifor shouted! “We can give him blue, the sign of the adulterous and proud people, yet hardworking and all those!”

“No Abifor, not blue! It suicide if we give him blue, it will change the book of life! Something that has NEVER been done before!”

“Arian” Axel said “What do you suggest?”

Arian starts to think, it was particularly difficult and he looked at the color wheel at the top of the chamber, there all the Aura colors appeared with their respective attributes. He started thinking about this boy, named Jio, what I the perfect Aura color for him. After much contemplating, he replied to Axel confidently “Green!”

Axel is surprised, the other Aurators gasp again!

“Arian”, Axel replied “With the mind he has how can you suggest green? The color of hope? You expect me to give him the color green?” Axel shouted at Arian!

‘Master Axel, perhaps you misinterpreted me! I present to you the Highlights of his life and why he should be green!” Arian then presents a paper to Axel about the future of this kid

1996 – Enrolls at La Salle Green Hills
2004-2006 – Cheers for La Salle in the middle of the Ateneo crowd
Sings the Alma Mater in the middle of a UE crowd
Wears a Joseph Yeo jersey inside the Ateneo campus
Consistently taunts a pro Ateneo Teacher
Consistently compared La Salle to Ateneo in a biased point of view through his essays
Consistently annoy teachers with his essays on La Salle and Ateneo
*and the list goes on*

“Oh my, is this guy insane! Is that what is written in the book of life?!” Axel, surprised asks Arian once again. He looks at his magical orb to look at the life of the child which will be conceived.

“There is more sir, he will put on a fireworks display inside the Ateneo campus, he will play Sabong inside the blue eagle gym, and… my goodness the list goes on and on!”

“Okay, I say we give him Green!” Axel shouted

The other aurators gasp!

“Master, why do we still need to conceive him if he will cause too much trouble?” Abe said

“Abe! If connected his destiny with someone already” Alia replied, “It’ll only be a matter of time…”

“And Abe” Axel said “We can’t change the course of time, we need a good fireworks display for once, I wanna see Sabong and if we don’t conceive him, no one will run around LSGH to do Mr. Lobo’s favors! We need to change so many destiny’s if we don’t conceive him! We need to…”

“Guys!” Arian shouts! “We need to concievee him! We’re late already!”

“Okay angels, on my command! One Two…”

”THREEEEEE!!!”

Jio’s aura flies down towards the earth from the heavens, passing by the timeline of his life. When he reaches earth, he goes into his new body. An earthquake later hits the area, the guy who will make the best fireworks show is about to be born!

Sorry guys, I’m just too bored this vacation! Oh this masterpiece sucks; I’ll work on another one once I have time. It’s too typical of me to write about these..