Mind Garbage

Sometimes while staring blankly into the ceiling, I ask myself “What the hell did I do to my life?” But after a few seconds I remember that it is I who decided to get myself into this mess.

Problem: Why is Jio asking questions and answering it on his own?
Answer: He’s crazy

I mean, if people control their destiny then why do I question where I am right now, I am happy aren’t I? I mean definitely, if I wasn’t happy I would have quit a long time ago. Sometimes I refer myself as Superman, someone who has the insane ability to multitask, an amazing ability to cram (cramming a 50 item English homework is no joke) and to save the world before bed time. Yet, I know that I am my own Kryptonite. Sometimes I tend to overestimate what I can do and push myself beyond my limit.

Problem: Why does Jio want to refer himself as a Superhero?
Answer: He wants bulky muscles

And, I ask myself again why is it that even if I overestimate my own abilities I somehow get to finish it just before the clock strikes 12 and I still arrive home in time to do the laundry? Am I too much of a workaholic for my own sake? How about a perfectionist? Or am I too reliable? Whichever the reason is, I’m killing myself softly yet enjoying it. That definitely doesn’t make sense.

Problem: Why don’t Jio’s stories make sense?
Answer: Because he enjoys killing himself.

So, if a man controls his own destiny, that means I can control my destiny as well. Sure I can drop them all and start living the way I should live. Parties, malls, gimmicks, and pure fun! Maybe work on my guitar skills and pretend I’m Mike Elgar doing some nifty solos in my room annoying my parents. Maybe I can finally finish the loads of “on-standby” DVD’s and books around the house. Maybe I can do all these things. Sure it’s fun, but is it worth it? Definitely! But, will it make you happy? Yeah! Will it make me happy? No.

Problem: Why don’t the normal things in life make Jio happy?
Answer: Because he isn’t normal.

Grade 5, I found out that serving people is actually fun. You share your life to others and for others even to the point of exhausting yourself. So what’s so fun about that? Nothing, but after it you feel fulfilled that you are part of that person’s life.
Last year I wrote a Palanca to someone, telling that person how impressed I was that despite the fact that she could be successful in any field, she chose to be involved in the formation of a young person’s life. Until now people like that never fail to impress me.

Problem: Who was that Palanca addressed to?
Answer: Santa Clause

A lot of my batch mates have been asking me why is it that a lot of search-inners ask people to join search in. Because we search-inners had the time of our lives and we want you to enjoy it as well. Search in is fun, and I enjoin all my batch mates to join it!

Problem: Why should you join Search-in?
Answer: Because Jio said so.

I also boldly proclaimed that I can live one year without UAAP. People just laughed at me after that proclamation. It was a bold proclamation, and I don’t know what led me to say that. But whatever led me to say that, I’m proud to say that I have lived for a season without UAAP!

Problem: Is Jio plotting something Diabolical?
Answer: My friend will set up anti-Jio posters at Ateneo

Thanks for reading the thrash in my mind right now. Today’s intrams opening was great, great job SACB! Hope everyone like the new format. Everything that happened yesterday was a result of months worth of sweat! Have a great intramurals and go 3G! Although I still think that first year winning the cheering competition is a load of c***.

Problem: Why does Jio think that the third year should have won the cheering competition?
Answer: Because we are unique! No other batch did stupid things! Go third year! (and Jio is also biased)